#i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine

[bloodypeachblog]

Vash the Stampede NSFW headcanons (Vash x F!Reader)

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Ok, this cinnamon roll of a man has been occupying my mind for a long time, so I NEED to let this out.

• Vash, usually, is a total bottom. He can take over, as long as you tell him to do it, but he's just a total sweetheart, asking if you're okay and all that.

• his soft moans are like an angelic choir. Seeing his face contorted in pure pleasure is like seeing God.

• in all honesty, I wanna peg this man so bad. I want to ride him and have him look at me like a goddamn goddess, struggling to say my name from all the pleasure he'd be feeling. God, please give me this angel, I promise to take good care of him.

• BUT. Once in a blue moon, when you two have sex, something...happens to him.

• you know Hatsuharu from Fruits Basket and how he turns into Black Haru? A sweet and loving shy boy turning into a bad boy in the right circumstances? Yeah, this is basically the same thing.

• maybe he's had a frustrating day, maybe it's the desire building up in him egging him on, maybe it's the feeling of your bare skin on his, your soft voice moaning his name, your lips on his, maybe you hit his ero zone (I like to think it's on his chest, middle of his back, or maybe the back of his ear), or maybe it's a secret double identity that he keeps on the down low that triggers it. No one knows for sure.

• but when it happens....oh good lord.

• he will top you and destroy you, essentially becoming the god of sex in bed.

• he will rail you into the bed to the point of it almost breaking. Any position you can think of? He'd be willing to try it, and leave you sore the next morning.

• he will give you a reason why his nickname is 'the Stampede'.

• he will pound his cock in you so deep and so hard, your clit will be slamming on his base and you'll cum so many times.

• he'll grip your hips so hard, you may have his hand marks on you the next day.

• he may say the dirtiest shit into your ear, but usually it's just stuff like 'you're mine', 'take it', 'good girl', etc. Use your imagination, it's more fun that way!

• Bite marks and scratches? Guaranteed. Guy's gotta mark his property, after all.

• would he 'use the back door'? Mayyyyyybeeeee...😏😉

• and don't think he'll do the pull out method, he will fill you up until he is completely empty and he won't even care if you end up pregnant.

• that'd just make you permanently his.

• but to be fair, you'd be begging him to impregnate you at that point.

• once the deed is done, he will snap out of his Eros mode and start crying and apologizing. "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! I COULDN'T HELP IT! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!!". Poor baby..

• A++ aftercare is his way of apologizing for being so brutal with you. He'll clean you up, give you a bath, treat your wounds, and snuggle you in bed, still crying a little bit.

• poor guy thinks he betrayed you for acting this way and begs you not to leave him, saying that you're the only one for him.

• you gotta hold him and give him so many hugs and kisses to stop his tears, tell him that everything is alright, that you aren't going to leave him ever.

• he starts to cry happy tears, saying that he vows to marry you one day.

• after that night, you just might take his offer....I know I would~♡

(A/N: this all applies to 1998 Vash too, ok bye)

[pistachi0art]

Omg can we see more seal Gordon pls?

ask and you shall receive

[ask-runaan-anything]

Look what I found! *Holds up a slug the size of a whisk*

Wanna hold it?

[lemongrablothbrok]

I don't know why but I adore the way his lil hands are drawn here.

[tutuandscoot]

The many faces of Scooter

-he has very expressive eyebrows

[rangedreign]

[devondespresso]

im falling in love with writing steve and dustin again they're my little marshmallows im throwing at the wall and then im asking them how they feel about that

[calimera62]

Tagging: @garnetrena, @pingou7, @belphegor1982, @naehja and @saemi-the-dreamer and whoever wants to do it!

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

[bamgeut]

@ your tags under my gifset: RIGHT LMAO i was thinking the same sajkdfaslfhasdfh somehow it's such a precious moment haha soobin sitting there ever so babyfaced meanwhile stylists brainstorming how to make him look fierce 😭😭 soooooo cute such a soobin moment fr i love him sm

from @tixti 🧡🧡🧡

KJSDAKJDASLHDAJK the stylists just side eyeing each other like bitch what are we supposed to do now he's too baby for this shit

[agentem]

Someone pointed out to me that Seasmoke looks to be smiling in this scene and I can't unsee it.

Seasmoke: LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!!

Rhaenyra: What do you want?

Seasmoke: ... To love him forever? I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine.

Addam: *has had a day*

[tutuandscoot]

Scootie Patootie in a beanie is precious at any age change my mind.

[tutuandscoot]

I love my precious lying scooter 🛵🥰

Scott Moir is a little liar who lies. 

[atoriid]

Ever imagine having children with me?

-flash fic-

summary: You want to raise little rascals that look like Sukuna

incl.: Talks of having children with Sukuna, established relationship, actually they are married, reader is implied to be female since um baby, Sukuna in his true form, heian era

pairing/s: Sukuna Ryomen x fem! reader

warning/s: Children talk oOOoOooh scary 

note: I think Sukuna will raise absolute menaces

☆masterlist☆ spin off >> A glimpse of what was

Sukuna Ryomen, a name that instills fear into the hearts of humans and curses alike. A tremendous force of nature never to be trifled with, is similarly revered as a deity by his devoted followers and you.

And yet, here you are idly perched on his lap as he attends to the affairs of his ever-expanding temple.

Your mind wandered off to a thought…it would be a delight to have a child or children, little ones causing their own little mischief and chaos. It would be nice if they resembled Ryomen.

Although, the decision does not solely rest on you; it takes two to tango. 

“Husband,” you call out, your thoughts partially occupied with visions of what your offspring would inherit from both of you. Would they have his hair? His strong four arms?

Sukuna stops for a moment, his head looking down to look at you, curious as to what you were up to now. Well…you’ve always been known to have the most outlandish ideas, one of which being your marriage to him. “Yes, wife?” 

You mindlessly traced the tattoos adorning his chest, your touch evoking a gentle tickle. “Have you ever imagined having children with me?”

His eyes widened, caught off guard by your question. Children? Sukuna never had positive interactions with those, considering his usual exploits consist of pillaging and destroying their very homes, and other atrocities he typically engages in.

His eyes travelled downward to your stomach, currently only occupied by whatever snacks you’ve indulged in before unceremoniously using his lap as your throne. Yet, the idea of your belly swelling with his child sparks a flicker of contemplation within him.

Unconsciously, Sukuna’s hand moves to tenderly caress your squishy belly, lost in thought. A child that would bear your likeness, his most cherished person…he’s not going to lie, it holds a certain appeal to him.

“Ryo? Are you still with me?”

“Hm?” He lifts his head to meet your gaze, those eyes overflowing with boundless affection for him. “As long as they have your eyes…I won't mind.”

“Ehh?! But I want them to have your eyes! Filled with untamed chaos and menace,” you jest, amused by the incredulous face Sukuna made.

“If you so wish…we can have as many as you desire, a blend of yours and mine.” Sukuna suggested. Unable to contain your joy, your grin lights up the room.

“I like it! Oh just imagine the little rascals wreaking havoc around our estate…what a delight,” you almost melt at the mental picture.

Sukuna chuckles, his hand tenderly caressing your smiling face, a mischievous glint in his eye hinting at something inappropriate.

You arched an eyebrow. “You look awfully suspicious, spit it out.”

He laughs as he sees your gaze, manoeuvring your body to rest on his two arms as the others slide to your lower back. “Shall we commence our little projects, hm?”

With a smile, you lean your forehead to his holding onto his neck. “Oh please do, husband~”

Bathed in the soft glow of candlelight, you found yourselves enveloped in a moment of serene closeness. The air crackled with electric anticipation as you tenderly cradled his face, your touch sending shivers down his spine. With a tender inhale, he leaned in closer drawing you into a kiss.

 

word count: 496

[honey-minded-hivemind]

I seem to only think about movie quotes today, so have a bunch of Reader shenanigans!

*everyone is busy so the Brotherhood is babysitting, now they are trying to teach Bby how to use their wings from their mutation*

Pietro: Here...We...Go! *throws bby off a very, VERY, tall tower*

*They all run to the edge of and watch Reader continue to fall while Pietro remains unbothered*

Todd: ...They're still not flying.

Pietro: They will.

Fred: ...Still not.

Pietro: It'll happen.

Lance: ...This is a tall tower.

Pietro: That's why it's good.

Todd: You should get them.

Wanda: They're gonna fall to their death.

Pietro: They're taking their time.

*Reader screams*

Wanda: PIETRO!

Pietro: I did that when Dad threw me off the first time.

Lance: They're getting too close to the ground!

Pietro:....You know what? They're not gonna fly.

*Zooms down to the bottom to catch the kid.*

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Logan, about Morph: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, I can't sleep, I think I'm coming down with something.

Victor, an annoying older brother: Ooooooohh, I know what you have, brother. The L word.

Reader, too ace for this: Yeah! Leprosy!

Victor: No, no, cub. It's four letters, starts with an L, ends with an E.

Reader: *thinking hard* Ahhhh! Lice!

Victor: No-

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Reader, distressed: They think I'm a fascist? But I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!

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Mystique, being used as a mannequin: It looks awful.

Reader, sewing Rogue's prom dress: That's because it's on you, dear.

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Kitty, to Lance: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Reader, ultimate wingman (when they are told what's going on, at least): WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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Reader, looking at Erik: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

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*Reader and Magneto in a fight where they accidentally trigger a bomb*

Reader, shoving it at Magneto: Merry Christmas!

Erik, pushing it back: It's not Christmas!

Reader, tossing it at him and running away: Happy Hanukkah!

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Reader, about Victor: There's one in every family. And they always manage to ruin special occasions.

Logan: What am I going to do with him?

Reader: He'd make a very handsome throw rug.

Logan: Reader!

Reader: and just think, whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!

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Lance: Rob? Tsk tsk tsk that's a naughty word. We never rob...we just borrow from those who can afford it.

Reader: Borrow? Boy, are we in debt.

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Gambit, carrying Reader after accidently lighting a bunch of fireworks with his power: Get off the roof Get off the roof Get off the roof!

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Reader, who has to be the distraction for the plan: I've got a jar of diiirrt! I've got a jar of diiiiiiiirrrrrrrt!

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Reader: Kurt, I'm afraid I've been thinking-

Kurt: a dangerous past time-

Reader: I know!

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Deadpool, hugging Reader: I shall call them Squishy and they shall be mine and they shall be my Squishy! Come here, Little Squishy!

Reader: *punches DP*

Deadpool: OW! BAD SQUISHY! BAD!

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Reader, about the X-Men: This is my family. I found it...all on my own. It's little...and broken...but still good....Yeah, still good.

This... is a masterpiece. Behold everyone, the saga of Reader!!!

Enjoy their antics, and weep from the funnies!!!

[briry18]

Yuuki: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine! 😻 *GLOMP*

Malleus: *Just enjoying the attention*

[tutuandscoot]

Squishy boy 🖤

Scott Moir being adorable at Canadian Nationals 2016.